Charles Long

My loathing of Chacarera is well- known. Why? because Chacarera is…:

1. According to Wikipedia: “A type of folk music that, for many Argentines, serves as a rural counterpart to the cosmopolitan imagery of the tango. .. A closer look at the history of the Chacarera, however, reflects a situation shared by the “official” cultures of many nation-states: While undeniably present in contemporary rural Argentina, it is also the product of a romanticized construction of national identity.”  i.e. it’s not even authentic.
2. A naff style of folk dance.
3. Over-used at milongas.  Often a good night’s dancing for me has been spoiled when the music stops, the lights are turned bright, and the Chacarera is announced.  Why would anyone want to interrupt a good night of tango to play Chacarera?  Probably the same people who like to play tandas of Salsa or Jive.

In the long, lonely hours between planning lessons, preparing music and making cups of tea for my beloved, I often receive an email or Facebook link: “have you seen these dancers on You Tube; can they teach at your lessons?”

There will be a poor quality clip of a tango couple dancing a show dance at an event, with lots of flamboyant movements, travelling at 100 mph around an empty dance floor followed by rapturous applause. YouTube has thousands of such clips of tango dances. The dancers are often brilliant, and far better than I am *sigh*.  BUT why-o-why is a show dance clip on You Tube meant to be an indication of how good a teacher is? Listen carefully: I shall say this only once:

A good show dancer is not necessarily a good tango teacher.

The two skills are totally different.  Yes, teaching requires some dance ability, but it also takes communication skills, interpersonal skills, time management, etc etc … oh, and intelligence, wit, & charm… 😉

If I want to be taught by you, I want to know what you are like as a teacher, not a show dancer. Tango teachers promoting themselves with show dances is irrelevant, like tinned peaches (yuk!). So, it would make more sense to promote a tango teacher by using a clip of them actually teaching tango.

What makes a dance partner perfect? It’s impossible to say, but easier perhaps to say what she does NOT do. David Bailey is a sensible man (http://www.learningtango.com) & has summed it up well. He suggests:

• Not staying on the foot on which I have clearly placed you.
• Hanging on my neck.
• Abusing my axis. “I’ll respect yours, if you respect mine.”
• Not giving me enough weight. It feels like I am having to chase you around the floor.
• Giving me too much weight. It can be like pushing a fridge uphill.
• Pushing my head with your head. It gives me neck-ache.
• Not being able to do decent giros in either direction. This obviously does not apply to beginners but quite a few experienced followers still have not mastered this. On a crowded floor, in line of dance, I need you to be able to do this.
• Wearing brooches or belt buckles that stick into me. Ouch!
• Low backed dresses. Sticky!
• Eating peanuts, salt & vinegar crisps, etc. I know that often they are put out on the tables but do you have to eat them? And smokers: the smell of stale tobacco smoke stays in your hair. Maybe when you pop outside for a quick fag you could put on a shower hat or something.
• When dancing in open-hold, quit trying to watch my or your feet. Or even worse, when in class, stop watching the teacher’s feet. It means you are looking over your shoulder when I am trying to lead you.
• Obsessive talking about shoes. Regrettably very common.

Some people make suggestions to me whilst I am DJ-ing at a milonga. They sneak up and say something like:

1.  “.. have you got any Gotan Project?” 

Naturally I have, but at this tango dance event, where all the advertising says we play traditional tango music, I won’t be playing any Gotan.  If I choose to play some “Nuevo” music (e.g. at our Junction 8 dance nights) then it probably won’t be Gotan either, as I think that it is over-used and mostly rubbish for dancing.  In fact, there isn’t much nuevo tango that inspires me to dance.  The more I listen to it, the more it becomes derivative and repetitive to my ears.  I get my nuevo fix at the ‘Junction 8’ nights every 2 months, and that’s enough, thank you.

2.  “Can you play some Pugliese/Sassone?”

Would you go into a steak restaurant and interrupt the chef halfway through dinner to suggest that some Crayfish on the menu would be a good idea?  Probably not.  So why is it appropriate to suggest what I should play next, especially if it is not ‘Golden Age’ tango?  I’m working constantly when I am DJ-ing, watching what’s happening on the dance floor, and adjusting the playlist to suit the mood.  I hope you like the music mix, ‘cos if you do then you’ll come back next time.  If you don’t like it then perhaps you’ll find a DJ whose playlist is more to your liking.  If you want to be a tango DJ then you are welcome to try, and maybe then you’ll understand why unsolicited suggestions for playlist items are as welcome as asking Raymond Blanc for some HP sauce.

3. “What was that track you played (any number up to 20) Tandas ago? Can I have a copy of it?”

I spend hours locked in my study listening to Tango tracks, reviewing my repertoire to keep our music fresh and interesting.  It’s part of the job, and I love it.  Every now and then I come across a hidden gem; a jewel of a track that becomes a favourite.  Those tracks are the reward for the rest of the time that is spent listening to poor quality recordings or indifferent songs.  My playlists are my intellectual property; they are what define me as a DJ.  So I would rather not give away those jewels that I took hours to find. I hope you understand. Goodbye.

At milongas we see people wearing many different types of clothes. The ladies are nearly always immaculately turned-out. They have clearly spent time & effort & money to look great, and it works. One of the joys of milongas for me is to dance with lovely ladies who look good.

As for the men… I don’t care how good a dancer you are, I believe that the clothes you choose to wear show your respect to the ladies. I choose to look smart, and I’ve found that this also affects the way that I dance; I walk taller and feel good beside my beautiful partner.

Some tango leaders try to look cool by wearing casual street clothes to dance. Mistake. I think it looks just plain scruffy. So please resist the “urban cool dude” look: dirty, ragged cargo pants, old T shirt, trainers, stubble, etc etc. Scruffy clothes are disrespectful to the followers. End of.